14 July 2005
Unemployo the Klown: Requiescat in Pace
Another sad clown died today, and nobody noticed.
Unemployo the Klown, 36, of Madison, WI, is not particularly pleased to announced that he has signed up to work for The Man again. Unemployo regrets that he has to sell out everything he believes in and throw himself back into the grind, but you damn kids gave him no choice, what with your limited unemployment benefits! What is up with that!? Unemployo has bills to pay and you KNOW he has a serious Starbucks coffee addiction. But NOOOOooo...you had to have your precious Welfare reform. So Unemployo is forced to assume The Position and become a Tie Monkey in an anonymous cubicle farm again. Nice. Unemployo hopes you're all happy with what you've done.
Unemployo blames his recent spate of non-blogging to the fact that he was trying to lay low and not let potential employers find out about him. But now the ink is dry on the deal and all bets are off.
Finally, Unemployo would like to note that he’s only in it for the money.
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And then there was one.
Posted by: Usher | 14 July 2005
HARHARHAR. Monday you must work! But Friday at one o'clock we three shall play HOTW! We have a quorem of three; call if you can't make it.
Posted by: 3XHAR | 14 July 2005
Anyone know the "Harriet,sweet Harriet" song from "So I married an axe murder?" Ok its very obscure. I'm a Mike Myers junkie and it's a slow day at the salt mines.
Here's my version based on the above blog:
UnEmployo, sad Enemployo...hard-hearted harbinger of hard times. Bills must be paid. The Man wants you back UnEmployo screams into the night air, like a fireman going to a window that has no fire 'cepted the passion for French unemployment benefits in his heart. Darn welfare reform! Employment benefits end? Lim- it- ted? Name changed to Employo? (Jazz music continues).
Posted by: Dave | 15 July 2005
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