12 August 2005

Insurgent Raccoon

Anne was attacked by a suicidal insurgent raccoon early Friday morning on her way home from work.  Unfortunately for the raccoon my wyfe was in a car at the time.  The little sucker did $1,300 worth of damage to the AC and busted her front grill!

The raccoon is presumably dead now.  Anne wasn't happy about the incident, and when you consider the fact that she knows how to slowly kill an animal and stuff it, all taxadermical-like, maybe being squished by a few tons of metal and plastic isn't such a bad way to go.

Human Occupiers 1, Mother Nature 0

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