If You Really Loved Me You'd Let Me Eat Your Brain

I signed up for a Web seminar this morning.  The salesdroid wasted no time in phoning and e-mailing me.  Such pests.

You kno, if theirs one thing Thaa Reverend hates, its bad grammer:

Hi Tom,

If you like what you in during the seminar, I'd be happy to present to your team.

Best,

[Name]
Director Business Development
________________________________
Attunity Inc.
40 Audubon Road
Wakefield, MA 01880

Direct 781 XXX XXXX
Cell 781 XXX XXXX

If I like what I in during...what!?  Moron.  Thaa Reverend will not take your calls for one year!  No sale!