23 August 2005
Sex Ed For Dummies
Hot off the IdiotPress newswire:
65 Girls At Area School Pregnant
School To Unveil Three-Prong Program
POSTED: 12:30 pm EDT August 23, 2005
CANTON, Ohio -- There are 490 female students at Timken High School, and 65 are pregnant, according to a recent report in the Canton Repository.
The article reported that some would say that movies, TV, videogames, lazy parents and lax discipline may all be to blame.
School officials are not sure what has caused so many pregnancies, but in response to them, the school is launching a three-prong educational program to address pregnancy, prevention and parenting.
OMFG!! I have some ideas about what has caused so many pregnancies! THE S-E-X!
Don't make Thaa Reverend go to Timken High for a Sex Ed workshop, because he is in NO mood for it, nor is the judge who signed the restraining order.
The story continues:
According to the Canton Health Department, statistics through July show that 104 of the 586 babies born to Canton residents in Aultman Hospital and Mercy Medical Center had mothers between 11 and 19.
11? Someone got an 11-year-old pregnant? That someone needs to be killed, or at least severly beaten and chained to a radiator and forced to care for his spawn until it is old enough to beat him to death or free him.
P.s. Jujjment:
School administrators: Stick and loss of job.
Story writer and editor: Stick.
Pregnant girls: Stick and a stern talking-to about how to un-mess-up their lives.
Guys who got the girls pregnant: Heavy sticking and a shotgun wedding.
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This kind of story would bother me much less if I didn't draw the conclusion that my tax wampum would be going to pay for these idiot-child parent's soon-to-be idiot children. It is not believable that kids between the ages of 11 and 19 have the skills, talent or motivation to earn enough money to support their own sex trophies.
Posted by: 3XHAR | 23 August 2005
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