If You Really Loved Me You'd Let Me Eat Your Brain

I caught a little bit of the coverage of Bush's address to the UN today.  This article contains some great one-liners, such as:

The United Nations must be strong and efficient, free of corruption, and accountable to the people it serves. The United Nations must stand for integrity and live by the high standards it sets for others.

Ha!  A UN free of corruption?  Maybe at a high school in your community, but never at the wretched hive of scum and villainy known as the UN.

Hmm, now that I think about the title of this post, maybe a UN run by hot model chicks would be cool.  Yeah, let me retreat into Tomworld to think about this for a while...mmm, slap fights, baby oil wrestling in the security council, late-night pillow fights...yeah.