If You Really Loved Me You'd Let Me Eat Your Brain

Hot for teacher, indeed.  Debra Lafave, 25, got in trouble for getting it on with an unidentified male student whom I'll just call The Luckiest Kid in the World.

Under a plea agreement, Lafave will serve three years of house arrest and seven years' probation.  She'll also have to give up her "teaching certificate" ...FOREVER.  Do school administrators even check for these things?  I don't recall seeing any framed Teaching Certificates on the desks of any of the public school ass-clowns I had to deal with. 

She also

must register with the state as a sexual predator, may not have any contact with children including the victim, and will not be allowed to profit from the sale of her story or personal appearances.

Hmm.  Out of a job, at home for three years, hot, maybe single.  I'm thinking porn, right?  Does that count as a personal appearance?  If she's not playing herself an the shoot is done in her house, why not?

Unless Florida has a law against sexual predators being in porn, which I can't imagine, seeing as its a First Amendment thing.

 

The weakest part of Lafave's story:

[Lafave's attorney] said in July that plea negotiations had broken off because prosecutors insisted on prison time, which he said would be too dangerous for someone as attractive as Lafave. He said then that she planned to plead insanity at trial, claiming emotional stress kept her from knowing right from wrong.

 

Right, too pretty for prison.  Gotcha.