If You Really Loved Me You'd Let Me Eat Your Brain

Today the programmers where I'm working found out they're getting a new boss next week. Their response? Take a stuffed bear, write the name of the boss on a Post-It note, and hang the bear from a three foot long noose attached to the ceiling. Every once in a while I'd hear someone punch the bear hard enough to make it smack into the ceiling. "Take that, Larry!" They don't actually know the name of their boss-to-be, so they called him Larry.

And they wonder why they have to hire high-priced consultants to get anything done.