If You Really Loved Me You'd Let Me Eat Your Brain

I watched a news program on ABC last night about mean girls and how technology makes them extra mean.  One segment was about girls posting sexually suggestive photos on their MySpace accounts.  My wife put her hand over my eyes at that point.

The funniest segment was when a group of college researchers divided a dozen 14- or 15-year-old girls into three groups and put them in separate rooms with cell phones and computers.  The girls were only able to communicate with the other groups of girls in the experiment.  Things got very nasty very quickly.  The funniest insult I saw in the IMs flying back and forth was Fruitty McGay Gay.  Hearing Diane Sawyer ask the girls in a very serious voice what "Fruitty McGay Gay" meant made my wife and I laugh until our abs hurt.

I hereby declare Fruitty McGay Gay to be the preferred insult between now and 12:01 AM local time on September 18, 2006.  Take it to the street, Fruitty.

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