Stupid Parental Tricks

noreply@blogspirit.com () — Thu, 18 Aug 2005 18:17:42 -0500

What part of the plan to have their daughter pose with a tiger for her senior high school pictures sounded like a good idea? The tiger was gettin' all jerky and the girl still wanted to pose with it? Stupid.

And why would they kill the tiger afterwards? It was just doing its job, man! It's a freakin' tiger. Rawwr, claw, kill, eat, etc. I think the tiger deserves a promotion.

I put this under "Lawsuit Fun" because I'm sure there will be one. If I were on the jury I'd bring my Homer J. Fong glasses and catch up on my sleep.

If You Really Loved Me You'd Let Me Eat Your Brain - lawsuit_fun

Stupid Parental Tricks